Books That Blame the Stars
Books That Blame the Stars
Editing To Help Your Work Shine as Bright as Them.
Editing To Help Your Work Shine as Bright as Them.
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Out November 15th!
Out November 15th!
The Planet Did It!™ Series
Because sometimes you need a celestial scapegoat for your questionable life choices.
Mercury Did It! - Available Soon!
Blame the stars, not the tequila.
From the mischievous mind of Professional Kaleidoscope Lily Rose comes an irreverent take on astrological wisdom, through a shot glass. This collection of chaos is designed to twist your perception of the zodiac into something beautiful, absurd, and slightly dangerous, just like looking through a kaleidoscope after a few drinks.
Inside You'll Discover: Pickup lines, excuse generators (See the electronic version here!), drinking personalities, and why Mercury retrograde is definitely responsible for that text you sent.
Perfect for bars, waiting rooms, and anyone who's ever said, "Mercury retrograde made me do it."
More planetary chaos coming soon...
It came from Uranus...
Manuscript Editing
Manuscript Editing
Guiding your writing to shine as brightly on the page as it does in your soul.
Guiding your writing to shine as brightly on the page as it does in your soul.
I've been doing this professionally for six years, working with authors across genres, literary magazines, and award-winning writers who needed someone to see their work clearly. Whether you're writing fiction that transcends or non-fiction that transforms, I help your words land the way you intended.
My Style:
My Style:
The prime directive is keeping your voice and vision throughout
I see patterns where others see problems
I'm direct, honest, and weirdly enraptured by the ellipsis...
Professional Background:
Professional Background:
BA in English from the University of Wisconsin
6 years of professional manuscript and literary magazine editing
Member of the Editorial Freelancers Association
Mentored with Honeycomb Editing
Published work across the spectrum, from novels to essays to collaborative storytelling adventures
Client experience ranging from debut authors to award winners
Services:
Services:
Developmental Editing - Big picture story structure and flow *.02–.02– .02–.04 per word*
Copy Editing - Line-by-line polish and clarity *.02–.02– .02–.04 per word*
Proofreading - Final pass for perfection
$.01 per word
Beta Reading - Fresh eyes on your completed manuscript
$.01 per word
Writing Coaching - Accountability and guidance through your writing journey
$125 per hour
Not Sure If We're a Good Fit?
Not Sure If We're a Good Fit?
I offer a free 1,000-word sample edit so we both can see if we would be a good fit before diving into your full project. This is as much for me as it is for you.
My Guarantee:
My Guarantee:
If we're not a good fit, I'll tell you upfront. I only take on projects I can connect to and feel I can genuinely help improve. I have my Mercury in Cancer in the 9th House, and so tapping into your voice in an empathic way generally comes easily to me—but if it doesn't, I don't ever want to force a match. Your manuscript deserves someone who's excited to work on it, not someone who's just collecting a check.
Coming Soon
Coming Soon
What if your "disorders" are just misunderstood energies trying to express themselves in a world that doesn't speak their language?
This isn't your typical self-help book promising crystal cures or horoscope healing. It's a raw, irreverent exploration of how psychology and astrology can stop their territorial war and actually work together. Drawing on Carl Jung's own astrological practice and real client transformations, this book reveals how planetary energies show up in mental health patterns and why your birth chart might be the user manual you never received.
For the misfits, the labeled, the dismissed, and the misunderstood—this is your rebellion against every diagnosis that made you feel defective. Learn to read the astrological weather forecast of your psyche, understand why your Moon sign matters when you're anxious, and discover how Saturn's challenges might be your greatest teacher.
You're not broken. You're not too much. You're not a collection of symptoms waiting to be managed. You're an embodied soul trying to figure out how to work with the energies you've been given in a world without an instruction manual.
Ready to see what the planets and your psyche have been trying to tell you?
A groundbreaking integration of psychological insight and astrological wisdom that refuses to pathologize your existence and shows you how to transform your "flaws" into features.
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