Everyone deserves to live as the hero of their own magnificent story.
Hola, Fellow Traveler,
Thank you for stopping by my ever-shifting cylinder to see what shaped me. Why the Kaleidoscope title? Well, I see patterns where others see problems. I help you rotate the lens on your life until the chaos and uncertainty click into something beautiful, absurd, and uniquely yours. And it's fun and weird and I'm very Mercurial and Uranian. 😁
Yes. I'm radioactive. But in a good way. The kind that reveals your superpowers. 🐉
For over a decade, I've helped hundreds of people make sense of their beautiful mess. I believe your "disorders" are just misunderstood energies trying to express themselves. You're not broken. You're not too much. You're just trying to figure out how to work with what you've got in a world that didn't come with an instruction manual.
But it did come with a map (your birth chart) and many guides to aid you on your own hero’s journey. I am one such guide, and it is an honor and a privilege to serve your mind, body, and/or soul.
I do all of this because it's my calling. My own "pathless path" has taken many zigs and zags, ups and downs—each turn brought gifts and insights along with trials and tribulations. Each twist of my own kaleidoscope taught me to see beauty in every moment and be grateful for each new design. I learned to find the eye of the storm in hurricanes of chaos. If sharing my insights and tools helps guide you to your own inner peace, then we all rise together, and the world is a happier place. We must first have peace within, before we can have peace without.
Based in Port Washington, Wisconsin, I draw inspiration from the ever-changing moods of Lake Michigan. When I'm not teaching yoga, reading charts, or editing manuscripts, you might find me:
Getting ambushed by my daughter, wielding her mysteriously beloved can of corn or…gods help me…pickled quail eggs
Swing dancing to vintage tunes that make my soul sing
Cuddling with Ninja, our stealthy ferret familiar who has mastered the ancient art of tolerating chaos with zen-like grace (she's my role model)
Engaging in therapeutic mortal kombat with BOB, my judgmental punching bag with a drill sergeant's visage
Sometimes you need to punch your problems in the face.
Metaphorically.
Usually.
Also...I jumped out of a plane. Highly recommended.🥰
Lucky side braid courtesy of my daughter. 🥰
Woohoooooooooo!!!!!
Amaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg!!!
Pure euphoria swimming in the sky water! 🦦